THE KING IS HUNGRY!
The problem is, he's not sure what he wants. In fact, he's never sure what he wants. The best he can ever do is let the chefs know that today he is feeling kind of "gourmet... and Ogre...ish..." or "something quick... and Dragony..."
Whether you're serving up a Pegasus Pot Pie, Fairy Kabobs, or a bowl of steaming Mermaid Chowder, match closest to what the King wants and be named the Realm's Top Chef!